If you love America, freedom, white teeth and booze, then don’t miss a single episode of “Johnny Bourbon, Crooner Detective” starring Bing Crosby and the Merriam Sisters! (Sponsored by Farnsuckle Toothpaste…the toothpaste hated by Nazis and favored most by Cary Grant and Orson Welles.)Farnsuckle’s Toothpaste presents Bing Crosby as “Johnny Bourbon, Crooner Detective” in “The Corpse Wore Spats.”
Written, conceived and produced by Matt Scott and the Senator
Starring (in order of appearance:
Announcer: Matt Scott
The Merriam Sisters: Stacee Mandeville and Nancy V
Cary Grant: The Senator
Orson Welles: Matt Scott
Bing Crosby: The Senator
Det. Hallochek: Matt Scott
Ellie Barnes: Nancy V
Velma Lang: Stacee Mandeville
Tommy Palumbo: Matt Scott
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