by The Senator
The inimitable Fredo, conducting his rounds on the barfly’s beat, alerted me that changes are afoot at one of my favorite night launching spots,
The Minetta Tavern.
According to
New York magazine, the restaurant was purchased by Keith McNally, who owns
Morandi and
Balthazar. According to New York, “McNally plans to keep the name and setup, but change the menu from Italian to French, in the vein of Balthazar. When community residents asked what sort of crowd McNally's name may draw, he retorted, "They won't be French.”
I’ll forgive McNally’s French blast but will point at that Bena (Loungerati's Seattle chief and Frenchman) has been a patron of the Minetta Tavern in the past and won’t be discriminated against on my watch.
Minetta Tavern started off as a speakeasy during prohibition, and then served as a neighborhood bar for a couple of decades. Over the years, all of the usual suspects have been said to grace the barstools: Ernest Hemingway, Joe Gould, the Loungerati. Reader’s Digest started in its basement. The place has a lot of stuff on the walls too, and I like that because it gives you something to do other than read while you’re waiting for friends. In the front, you’ll find caricatures that hearken to it’s past as the local bar for upcoming actors who performed at the old Provincetown Playhouse in the area, and you’ll see a lot of autographed pictures of Italian celebrities from the ‘50s like Rocky Graziano and Phil Rizzutto. In the back is one of the nicest Italian murals in the city. The bar is said to have been home to one of New York’s greatest bartenders, an Italian feller named Manny.
The place was bought by a bunch of Russians about 10-15 years ago. Every time I saw the guy I thought was the owner, I made him promise not to change the place and he’d say “why would we buy a place like the Minetta Tavern only to change it?” Salud, Comrade. One day, Fredo, some guy named Tommy and I was in there for a pre-game drink and we got to complaining about the music – Russian techno. We prevailed on them to change the music, but all they had in our vein was a Harry Connick Jr. CD which we had to accept given the circumstances. A few days later, I returned and donated my usual Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin “Viva La Musica Saloon Starter Set” (Sinatra’s Reprise greatest hits and Martin’s “Gentleman of Song”) because that’s what good loungers do; we work to make the world a better place. (Now they use Sirius Satellite and they’ll put on “Siriusly Sinatra” for you, if it isn’t already on).
As I said, I treated the Minetta Tavern as a launching spot on nights that I knew were going to be “good.” I chose Minetta because it was a “real” bar and they served big drinks, in big glasses. Also, since it was in my neighborhood, this was one of the few places that I would be at first. It was also easy to give directions to: the corner of Minetta and MacDougal. Everyone knows how to get there. Also, the entrance allowed for everyone to make a nice, dramatic entrance. This was fun for making fun of Grumpy Ol’ Hepcat the night he wore jeans. I also liked to start off my night at Minetta because it was always empty (I like empty bars) and the place didn’t smell like Pinesol at the beginning of the shift. These are important things. The place just got you in the mood for a night on the town. I’ve never been there at closing.
So now McNally has the joint, and for a paltry $1.2 million. I got to tell you, that number pisses me off. If I could ever buy a bar, it’d be the Minetta, and if I knew it could be had for $1.2 million boxes of ziti, I would have convinced my restaurant friends into buying it. Hell, the Argentinian steakhouse my friend just built cost him $5 million. We could have had a Minetta! As far as changing the menu, I’m ok with it. I never ate at the Minetta Tavern. No offense to the Russians (and we all know Mexicans are making the food in the back, anyway) I only trusted the place for booze. I might look like a sucker but I’m not paying $19 for a plate of rigatoni. Instead, I pay $300 for a plate of Rigatoni at Volare on 4th. I think that McNally will change his mind if the usual clientele balks at the new menus, but we’ll see. As long as he keeps his promise and doesn’t mess with the look of the place (you can take the TV out of the bar, though) we’re not going to have any problems.
But we’ll be watching.
BONUS:
The Listener at the Minetta Tavernby Marshall Jamison
January 27, 1999
On a corner in the Village
where MacDougal Street
meets Minetta Lane
still stands the ancient bar
where Manny, the smiling bartender,
poured and smiled and listened.
Over half a century ago
and more
Manny listened
to ancient scene designer,
Cleon Throckmorton
and to his black-clad wife, Julie,
listened to Monte,
the reporter from The Daily Mirror,
to his pal,
the Moose,
and to Phil Cazazza,
the fat wine merchant
of Bleeker Street.
Listened to Chelsea,
the Italian tenor,
and to Red,
the musical plumber,
and to an uncounted number of fledgling actors
who at one time or another
haunted the old Provincetown Playhouse
just up the street.
So Manny poured
and Manny listened
in interested silence,
his attention real,
never phony or false.
He listened
because he cared about you,
his fellow Man,
and you knew it.
Too bad you never met him.
But, they say,
the real old timers,
that if you step into
The Minetta Tavern to this day,
you can still catch a little of Manny's spirit
if you listen quietly to what's going on.
(Photo of the view from Senator’s barstool courtesy of Minetta Tavern)
